This is a blog where I'm posting pictures of all the puppies I pet! Most of them I find on the streets of San Francisco! I can't own a dog because I have a small apartment, so I have to pet other people's dogs! It's weird sometimes but most people don't seem to mind! And the puppies like it when I rub 'em! Don't worry about the exclamation marks, because I'm just using them for fun! I'd like to think that most dogs would use exclamation marks all the time if they could talk!

 

This two-month old guy said “I am a pup for running and playing, not a bag for squeezing and holding!” One thing was for sure: he was for chomping! 

This two-month old guy said “I am a pup for running and playing, not a bag for squeezing and holding!” One thing was for sure: he was for chomping! 

The tiniest Chewbacca! Little did he know that it was he who would be chewed and chomped right up!

The tiniest Chewbacca! Little did he know that it was he who would be chewed and chomped right up!

"Hello my name is Miss Candy and aren’t I just the funnest little pup you ever did meet!" It only took a few pets and rubs to reveal that the answer was…yes!

"Hello my name is Miss Candy and aren’t I just the funnest little pup you ever did meet!" It only took a few pets and rubs to reveal that the answer was…yes!

Oreo the tiny two-month-old pooper got an appropriately-sized ch! He was all gone before I even got to the omp!

Oreo the tiny two-month-old pooper got an appropriately-sized ch! He was all gone before I even got to the omp!

Spike was the prettiest pup I ever did see! His beauty was not enough to prevent one big chomp though!

Spike was the prettiest pup I ever did see! His beauty was not enough to prevent one big chomp though!

Little miss Kiwi was scared about all the new people and decided to bite some ankles to show them how she felt! I decided to return the favor! One little chomp!

Little miss Kiwi was scared about all the new people and decided to bite some ankles to show them how she felt! I decided to return the favor! One little chomp!

thefilthybeard asked
I bloody love you, Matt. What are your feelings on the seminal Chinese Shar-Pei?

They are chompworthy for sure!

This fluffy marshmallow was a sticky licker! I allowed her those licks before the punishment came! One big chomp!

This fluffy marshmallow was a sticky licker! I allowed her those licks before the punishment came! One big chomp!

Little miss Lovey was NOT happy about all this rain! But she was pretty happy to accept all my pets and rubs! And I was happy to give them to her!

Little miss Lovey was NOT happy about all this rain! But she was pretty happy to accept all my pets and rubs! And I was happy to give them to her!

"I am a blind and deaf old puppy but that doesn’t mean I deserve to be chomped!" So said Miss Little! She was right! But that didn’t mean it didn’t happen anyway!

"I am a blind and deaf old puppy but that doesn’t mean I deserve to be chomped!" So said Miss Little! She was right! But that didn’t mean it didn’t happen anyway!

Hershey was one happy pup! I like it when they’re named after food!  Because then I eat them up! (Well I would do that anyway I guess!)

Hershey was one happy pup! I like it when they’re named after food! Because then I eat them up! (Well I would do that anyway I guess!)

Hmm…dese pets… not sure about them at all! But I will go along with this for now!

Hmm…dese pets… not sure about them at all! But I will go along with this for now!

This little pooper couldn’t slow down! He had to be immobilized before it was time for…pets and rubs!

This little pooper couldn’t slow down! He had to be immobilized before it was time for…pets and rubs!

Pretty girl Abby was so scared of being chomped! So I calmed her down…before giving her one big chomp!

Pretty girl Abby was so scared of being chomped! So I calmed her down…before giving her one big chomp!

Told Oliver he was gonna get chomped and this was his sadsack reaction! What a party pooper!

Told Oliver he was gonna get chomped and this was his sadsack reaction! What a party pooper!