This is a blog where I'm posting pictures of all the puppies I pet! Most of them I find on the streets of San Francisco! I can't own a dog because I have a small apartment, so I have to pet other people's dogs! It's weird sometimes but most people don't seem to mind! And the puppies like it when I rub 'em! Don't worry about the exclamation marks, because I'm just using them for fun! I'd like to think that most dogs would use exclamation marks all the time if they could talk!

 

They call Rockie a teacup Yorkie because I guess he’d fit in a teacup! He should be called a dinner plate Yorkie because I’m going to put him on one and chomp him up!

They call Rockie a teacup Yorkie because I guess he’d fit in a teacup! He should be called a dinner plate Yorkie because I’m going to put him on one and chomp him up!

"Morning pets, I love them so! Please give me, mo mo mo! Pets and rubs!" Pata is not much of a poet but I love him anyway!

"Morning pets, I love them so! Please give me, mo mo mo! Pets and rubs!" Pata is not much of a poet but I love him anyway!

"Hey! You! Don’t you smoosh my face!" Ha ha, Mr. Pup, I hear what you’re saying, but I choose to ignore it! More smooshes incoming!

"Hey! You! Don’t you smoosh my face!" Ha ha, Mr. Pup, I hear what you’re saying, but I choose to ignore it! More smooshes incoming!

This pretty princess was named Jewels and isn’t that charming! I’m going to wait until midnight and then kiss her so I can become an alligator! I’ve always wanted to be an alligator and I’m pretty sure that’s how it happens!

This pretty princess was named Jewels and isn’t that charming! I’m going to wait until midnight and then kiss her so I can become an alligator! I’ve always wanted to be an alligator and I’m pretty sure that’s how it happens!

Saoirse the pup hopped into the water and then dragged her smelly old butt over for some pets and rubs! Saoirse means “freedom” in Irish, but in English it means “one big wet chomp”!

Saoirse the pup hopped into the water and then dragged her smelly old butt over for some pets and rubs! Saoirse means “freedom” in Irish, but in English it means “one big wet chomp”!

"Hello it is a beautiful day and I am in love with you! And everyone else! And the grass! Please pet me for 72 hours at a minimum!" OK Mr. Corg, let me clear my schedule right now!

"Hello it is a beautiful day and I am in love with you! And everyone else! And the grass! Please pet me for 72 hours at a minimum!" OK Mr. Corg, let me clear my schedule right now!

"Oh no! The pup-parazzi! I’m ruined! Jean-Pierre, mi amor, ándale! Take me away from this place!”

"Oh no! The pup-parazzi! I’m ruined! Jean-Pierre, mi amor, ándale! Take me away from this place!”

"Oh…Jean-Pierre…mi corazon…mi abuelito…mi pequeño cronuto…I will keeess you siempre…but if my husband finds out…my fortune…gone!”

"Oh…Jean-Pierre…mi corazon…mi abuelito…mi pequeño cronuto…I will keeess you siempre…but if my husband finds out…my fortune…gone!”

"Um…excuse me mr. buster brown but…this tummy’s not gonna rub itself you know! So maybe hurry up with those pets!" You’re very persuasive Miss Boxer! I’ll get right on that!

"Um…excuse me mr. buster brown but…this tummy’s not gonna rub itself you know! So maybe hurry up with those pets!" You’re very persuasive Miss Boxer! I’ll get right on that!

"Hello I am Mr. Derp’s attaché and my name is Mr. Puggsley! I am three months old and just had all my shots and I love everyone and my teeth are growing now and aren’t I such a good boy!" Turns out he was not a good boy - he was the best boy and I chomped him right up!

"Hello I am Mr. Derp’s attaché and my name is Mr. Puggsley! I am three months old and just had all my shots and I love everyone and my teeth are growing now and aren’t I such a good boy!" Turns out he was not a good boy - he was the best boy and I chomped him right up!

"Hello my name is Derp Derpy Esquiderp and I am here to raise money for my beleaguered home nation of Derpistan!" Mr. Derp was very derpsuasive!

"Hello my name is Derp Derpy Esquiderp and I am here to raise money for my beleaguered home nation of Derpistan!" Mr. Derp was very derpsuasive!

Went out to get lunch and look what was waiting for me on the patio! It was Mr. Twilight! Turns out I didn’t have to go too far to find one little chomp!

Went out to get lunch and look what was waiting for me on the patio! It was Mr. Twilight! Turns out I didn’t have to go too far to find one little chomp!

"I am a monster from under the sheets! Rawr!" Oh no! Will my rubs and pets be enough to save me from Miss Bella! Find out next week on Chomp TV!

"I am a monster from under the sheets! Rawr!" Oh no! Will my rubs and pets be enough to save me from Miss Bella! Find out next week on Chomp TV!

This guy’s name was Buster Q. Dog and that’s adorable! Not as adorable as his kissable face, though, and I proved that to him with actions, not words!

This guy’s name was Buster Q. Dog and that’s adorable! Not as adorable as his kissable face, though, and I proved that to him with actions, not words!

Mojo said “You chomp me? No! I lick you!” It felt funny at first…but then it felt so good! Thank you Mojo!

Mojo said “You chomp me? No! I lick you!” It felt funny at first…but then it felt so good! Thank you Mojo!