This is a blog where I'm posting pictures of all the puppies I pet! Most of them I find on the streets of San Francisco! I can't own a dog because I have a small apartment, so I have to pet other people's dogs! It's weird sometimes but most people don't seem to mind! And the puppies like it when I rub 'em! Don't worry about the exclamation marks, because I'm just using them for fun! I'd like to think that most dogs would use exclamation marks all the time if they could talk!

 

Pretty boy Tucker was so excited by the fireworks he jumped his fence and joined us! Just kidding: he was super scared and looking for hugs! We gave him those hugs and called his owners to come get him! Just kidding again: I gave him one big chomp! No more scares!

Pretty boy Tucker was so excited by the fireworks he jumped his fence and joined us! Just kidding: he was super scared and looking for hugs! We gave him those hugs and called his owners to come get him! Just kidding again: I gave him one big chomp! No more scares!

Rayna said “MMMMMM! Dem rubs! My butt! So good!” That’s right, girl, they are so good, for you and for me as well!

Rayna said “MMMMMM! Dem rubs! My butt! So good!” That’s right, girl, they are so good, for you and for me as well!

"Mojo, these rubs are gonna be so good they might even hurt a bit!" I said to Mojo! Mojo said, "Well OK, I want those rubs but let me bite down on this thing in case it hurts too good!" It turned out to be unnecessary but I think Mojo liked it anyway! You’re a weirdo pup, Mojo!

"Mojo, these rubs are gonna be so good they might even hurt a bit!" I said to Mojo! Mojo said, "Well OK, I want those rubs but let me bite down on this thing in case it hurts too good!" It turned out to be unnecessary but I think Mojo liked it anyway! You’re a weirdo pup, Mojo!

"Hey I brought you this ball and I DEMAND you give me back this ball!" That’s some pure puppy logic courtesy of Roscoe! He’s not the smartest guy but he sure was fun to play with forever and ever!

"Hey I brought you this ball and I DEMAND you give me back this ball!" That’s some pure puppy logic courtesy of Roscoe! He’s not the smartest guy but he sure was fun to play with forever and ever!

Little Miss Sassy was all dolled up for her photoshoot! What a pretty girl! She deserved to feel special before…one big chomp!

Little Miss Sassy was all dolled up for her photoshoot! What a pretty girl! She deserved to feel special before…one big chomp!

Mr Buddy said “We are at the dog park but all I want are those human rubs!” He found out that I was giving the best of those rubs and then we became best friends!

Mr Buddy said “We are at the dog park but all I want are those human rubs!” He found out that I was giving the best of those rubs and then we became best friends!

"You better stay away from my man, Shayna! Yeah, I see you making eyes at Bobby Joe!" This little lady made sure no one was trying to make any moves on her man! Little did she know that I was trying to make a move on her…one big chomp!

"You better stay away from my man, Shayna! Yeah, I see you making eyes at Bobby Joe!" This little lady made sure no one was trying to make any moves on her man! Little did she know that I was trying to make a move on her…one big chomp!

"Hmm, I could get some pets…or I could smell this butt! Come back later with those rubs, sir!" OK Mr. Bobo, I’ll wait for you to be done with your butt inspection before I chomp you right up!

"Hmm, I could get some pets…or I could smell this butt! Come back later with those rubs, sir!" OK Mr. Bobo, I’ll wait for you to be done with your butt inspection before I chomp you right up!

Field studies log, Day 493! The humans are increasingly willing to accept me as one of their tribe! I can now confirm what we have suspected all along: human food is indeed the best kind of food!

Field studies log, Day 493! The humans are increasingly willing to accept me as one of their tribe! I can now confirm what we have suspected all along: human food is indeed the best kind of food!

"Hey Mr. Man, you’re lucky my mom’s here and holding me back or I’d come over there and beat you up for calling me a pooper! I am NOT a pooper!" Sorry Mr. Billy, but your mom and I agree: you’re one fun little pooper!

"Hey Mr. Man, you’re lucky my mom’s here and holding me back or I’d come over there and beat you up for calling me a pooper! I am NOT a pooper!" Sorry Mr. Billy, but your mom and I agree: you’re one fun little pooper!

"Hey it is time to shred and thrash so come with me to the skate park so we can cut it up like bad brothers!" OK Mr. Pup but I don’t really skate that much - guess you will have to settle for rubs and pets!

"Hey it is time to shred and thrash so come with me to the skate park so we can cut it up like bad brothers!" OK Mr. Pup but I don’t really skate that much - guess you will have to settle for rubs and pets!

"My name is Kobe and I am a tough customer so you better watch out with your funny business!" Ha ha, no deal Mr. Dog! I’m putting you in a bun and making a Kobe slider as an appetizer for my new restaurant: Un Grande Chomp! It’s like Tex/Mex except you replace the Tex and the Mex with you, Mr. Pup!

"My name is Kobe and I am a tough customer so you better watch out with your funny business!" Ha ha, no deal Mr. Dog! I’m putting you in a bun and making a Kobe slider as an appetizer for my new restaurant: Un Grande Chomp! It’s like Tex/Mex except you replace the Tex and the Mex with you, Mr. Pup!

Captain Bella and Lieutenant Pata reporting in, general! There are squirrel positions over there and there and there and we’re pretty sure those squirrels are dangerous and we should probably go get those squirrels!

Captain Bella and Lieutenant Pata reporting in, general! There are squirrel positions over there and there and there and we’re pretty sure those squirrels are dangerous and we should probably go get those squirrels!

They call Rockie a teacup Yorkie because I guess he’d fit in a teacup! He should be called a dinner plate Yorkie because I’m going to put him on one and chomp him up!

They call Rockie a teacup Yorkie because I guess he’d fit in a teacup! He should be called a dinner plate Yorkie because I’m going to put him on one and chomp him up!

"Morning pets, I love them so! Please give me, mo mo mo! Pets and rubs!" Pata is not much of a poet but I love him anyway!

"Morning pets, I love them so! Please give me, mo mo mo! Pets and rubs!" Pata is not much of a poet but I love him anyway!