This is a blog where I'm posting pictures of all the puppies I pet! Most of them I find on the streets of San Francisco! I can't own a dog because I have a small apartment, so I have to pet other people's dogs! It's weird sometimes but most people don't seem to mind! And the puppies like it when I rub 'em! Don't worry about the exclamation marks, because I'm just using them for fun! I'd like to think that most dogs would use exclamation marks all the time if they could talk!

 

Miss Gypsy said “Hey there buster I would like for you to deliver your freshest smooches to me!” OK, Gypsy! One million keeeses coming right up!

Miss Gypsy said “Hey there buster I would like for you to deliver your freshest smooches to me!” OK, Gypsy! One million keeeses coming right up!

Little Miss Clementine’s face-fur was too big for her head-skull! I solved that problem with the universal solve-nt! One big chomp!

Little Miss Clementine’s face-fur was too big for her head-skull! I solved that problem with the universal solve-nt! One big chomp!

Henry was the sweetest pup I ever did meet! I mean that literally - he was delicious!

Henry was the sweetest pup I ever did meet! I mean that literally - he was delicious!

"Grrrrr I may be tied up but you can bet I wouldn’t be an easy chomp, if you cared to try it!" That’s what silly Miss Patty said! Of course I turned around and let her be - I lied! One big pug chomp!

"Grrrrr I may be tied up but you can bet I wouldn’t be an easy chomp, if you cared to try it!" That’s what silly Miss Patty said! Of course I turned around and let her be - I lied! One big pug chomp!

Can you believe the tiny chomps that are being served up these days! Mr. Parker here is a good example of how portion sizes are shrinking! How am I supposed to feed a family like this, I wonder! I’m joking, of course: I only care about me! One tiny chomp!

Can you believe the tiny chomps that are being served up these days! Mr. Parker here is a good example of how portion sizes are shrinking! How am I supposed to feed a family like this, I wonder! I’m joking, of course: I only care about me! One tiny chomp!

"Oh no! I am to be chomped!" It’s ok, Mr. Pup! I was just playing with my food for now! I’ll come back when you’re a little bit bigger, though! I promise!

"Oh no! I am to be chomped!" It’s ok, Mr. Pup! I was just playing with my food for now! I’ll come back when you’re a little bit bigger, though! I promise!

Tiny pup Babar said “No more keeses please!” He didn’t know: I am the one who decides when the kisses end! And I have determined that they shall proceed…forever!

Tiny pup Babar said “No more keeses please!” He didn’t know: I am the one who decides when the kisses end! And I have determined that they shall proceed…forever!

Have you ever seen a pup as happy as Oscar to get some good pets! I sure haven’t, and I’m glad I could be the one to make him that way! I love you Oscar!

Have you ever seen a pup as happy as Oscar to get some good pets! I sure haven’t, and I’m glad I could be the one to make him that way! I love you Oscar!

"OH MY GODDDDDDDD THESE RUBS!" That’s what Mister Buddy said, if his face didn’t make it clear! He was an ecstatic receiver of pets and I happily supplied him with what he wanted!

"OH MY GODDDDDDDD THESE RUBS!" That’s what Mister Buddy said, if his face didn’t make it clear! He was an ecstatic receiver of pets and I happily supplied him with what he wanted!

Little Miss Prissy’s name was not entirely accurate! She accepted so many pets from total strangers! Maybe she should’ve been called Miss ILikeRubsSoMuch!

Little Miss Prissy’s name was not entirely accurate! She accepted so many pets from total strangers! Maybe she should’ve been called Miss ILikeRubsSoMuch!

Little Miss Nala’s owner was waiting at the chomp truck for some chomps! She shouldn’t have turned her back on me, though, because I was looking for a chomp myself and I found it! Bye bye Nala!

Little Miss Nala’s owner was waiting at the chomp truck for some chomps! She shouldn’t have turned her back on me, though, because I was looking for a chomp myself and I found it! Bye bye Nala!

Henry’s back in the office and he’s so much bigger! That’s good news for me: the bigger the pup, the bigger the chomp! He never saw it coming!

Henry’s back in the office and he’s so much bigger! That’s good news for me: the bigger the pup, the bigger the chomp! He never saw it coming!

It was a snack attack! Little one-eyed pup Thomas was supposed to be my snack, but instead he attacked! His attempt at avoiding one big chomp was valiant but ultimately futile!

It was a snack attack! Little one-eyed pup Thomas was supposed to be my snack, but instead he attacked! His attempt at avoiding one big chomp was valiant but ultimately futile!

Bella just sat there watching Enterprise for a while! I think she has a crush! “Hmmm…Captain Archer…all sweaty and dirty…Mrs. Bella Archer has a nice ring to it…sigh…a girl can dream!”

Bella just sat there watching Enterprise for a while! I think she has a crush! “Hmmm…Captain Archer…all sweaty and dirty…Mrs. Bella Archer has a nice ring to it…sigh…a girl can dream!”

Big-eared Pika has apparently been listening to the doggy grapevine! She was napping, but kept one eye open in case a chomp got too close! Too bad I activated stealth chomping mode and gave her the whole enchompilada!

Big-eared Pika has apparently been listening to the doggy grapevine! She was napping, but kept one eye open in case a chomp got too close! Too bad I activated stealth chomping mode and gave her the whole enchompilada!