This is a blog where I'm posting pictures of all the puppies I pet! Most of them I find on the streets of San Francisco! I can't own a dog because I have a small apartment, so I have to pet other people's dogs! It's weird sometimes but most people don't seem to mind! And the puppies like it when I rub 'em! Don't worry about the exclamation marks, because I'm just using them for fun! I'd like to think that most dogs would use exclamation marks all the time if they could talk!

 

"I am a monster from under the sheets! Rawr!" Oh no! Will my rubs and pets be enough to save me from Miss Bella! Find out next week on Chomp TV!

"I am a monster from under the sheets! Rawr!" Oh no! Will my rubs and pets be enough to save me from Miss Bella! Find out next week on Chomp TV!

This guy’s name was Buster Q. Dog and that’s adorable! Not as adorable as his kissable face, though, and I proved that to him with actions, not words!

This guy’s name was Buster Q. Dog and that’s adorable! Not as adorable as his kissable face, though, and I proved that to him with actions, not words!

Mojo said “You chomp me? No! I lick you!” It felt funny at first…but then it felt so good! Thank you Mojo!

Mojo said “You chomp me? No! I lick you!” It felt funny at first…but then it felt so good! Thank you Mojo!

You shouldn’t feed little Miss Gremlin after midnight! I obey that law, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t give her special late-night pets and rubs!

You shouldn’t feed little Miss Gremlin after midnight! I obey that law, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t give her special late-night pets and rubs!

Pata said “The scary noise happened and I don’t like the scary noise and please save me from the scary noise!” Too bad the scary noise was my stomach rumbling at the thought of one big chomp!

Pata said “The scary noise happened and I don’t like the scary noise and please save me from the scary noise!” Too bad the scary noise was my stomach rumbling at the thought of one big chomp!

Silly Miss Bella said “Not a pup! I’m a human! Someone get me a beer!” She has a drinking problem and we should probably get her some help!

Silly Miss Bella said “Not a pup! I’m a human! Someone get me a beer!” She has a drinking problem and we should probably get her some help!

I said “Hello!” to friendly Miss Jello! Her little corgi butt wagged wagged wagged at all the pets and rubs she got! Who doesn’t love a good corgi butt! Bad people, that’s who!

I said “Hello!” to friendly Miss Jello! Her little corgi butt wagged wagged wagged at all the pets and rubs she got! Who doesn’t love a good corgi butt! Bad people, that’s who!

"Where’s my mommy! BAROOOOOOOOO!" This pup was inconsolable! I solved all his problems, though, because I have…the power of pets!

"Where’s my mommy! BAROOOOOOOOO!" This pup was inconsolable! I solved all his problems, though, because I have…the power of pets!

"Hmm! Dem pets! Not so interested right now, thank you and move along!" Alright Miss Mochi! I’ll try again another day!

"Hmm! Dem pets! Not so interested right now, thank you and move along!" Alright Miss Mochi! I’ll try again another day!

I pulled my bike over to get a closer look at stubbular senior citizen Mr. Leeroy! He knew “sit” and “stay” and I taught him another trick: “one big chomp!”

I pulled my bike over to get a closer look at stubbular senior citizen Mr. Leeroy! He knew “sit” and “stay” and I taught him another trick: “one big chomp!”

Sky the pup backed his rear right up for so many pets! I gave him all I got but he still wanted more rubs! This photo caught me getting ready for one big chomp!

Sky the pup backed his rear right up for so many pets! I gave him all I got but he still wanted more rubs! This photo caught me getting ready for one big chomp!

This guy’s name was Turtle and he was dressed up like a frog! He couldn’t fool me though! I suspected he was a pup and confirmed it with one big chomp!

This guy’s name was Turtle and he was dressed up like a frog! He couldn’t fool me though! I suspected he was a pup and confirmed it with one big chomp!

"Rubs! Give me them! Like what Mojo’s getting! Give me them now!" That’s what Lil Bit said! I couldn’t say no to her pretty face! Mojo liked to watch!

"Rubs! Give me them! Like what Mojo’s getting! Give me them now!" That’s what Lil Bit said! I couldn’t say no to her pretty face! Mojo liked to watch!

"Hello welcome to my store and please appreciate our quality service at low, low prices!" That’s what this shop dog said! I’ll be back again and again for sure!

"Hello welcome to my store and please appreciate our quality service at low, low prices!" That’s what this shop dog said! I’ll be back again and again for sure!

"I didn’t get a chewy and mom got a chewy and I just want to know why I didn’t get a chewy waaaaaa!" Patas was such a whiner - he did get a chewy but he was upset that he didn’t get to have both of them! I solved his problem with one big chomp!

"I didn’t get a chewy and mom got a chewy and I just want to know why I didn’t get a chewy waaaaaa!" Patas was such a whiner - he did get a chewy but he was upset that he didn’t get to have both of them! I solved his problem with one big chomp!